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.Bathing

The bath in mythology

The bath in mythology

Susanna and the Elders

Susanna and the Elders

The bath in the Latin world

The bath in the Latin world

Bathing in the Middle Ages

Bathing in the Middle Ages

The "dry wash"

The "dry wash"

Louis XIV's bathtub

Louis XIV's bathtub

The bath's return to favor

The bath's return to favor

Healthy body, healthy mind

Healthy body, healthy mind

The principles of hygiene

The principles of hygiene

The "bathing hit"

The "bathing hit"

Bathing is a pleasure

Bathing is a pleasure

Medieval steam rooms

Medieval steam rooms

The Garden of Delights

The Garden of Delights

Cover this breast which I cannot behold

Cover this breast which I cannot behold

Pleasure hidden beneath morality

Pleasure hidden beneath morality

The relaxation of moral standards

The relaxation of moral standards

The nude in the bath becomes realistic

The nude in the bath becomes realistic

The 20th century: La Dolce Vita

The 20th century: La Dolce Vita

The suicide of Seneca or the fatal bath

The suicide of Seneca or the fatal bath

The Assassination of Marat

The Assassination of Marat

"Enter now, Jean Moulin!"

"Enter now, Jean Moulin!"

The Masters of Suspense

The Masters of Suspense

The "bathing hit"

Pour faire un tube de toilette
En chantant sur cet air bête
Avec des jeux de mots laids
Il faut pondre des couplets
Permets que je te réponde
C'est sûr, faut que tu les pondes
Bon, mais que dois-je pondre ?
Que ponds-je ? Que ponds-je ?
Le dernier mot qui t'a servi était :"Ponds-je"
Serviette éponge ! Parfait ! ...
Allez vas-y, je vais t'aider :

J'apprécie quand de toi l'aide (Gant de toilette)
Me soutient cela va beau- (Ce lavabo)
coup plus vite c'est bien la vé- (C'est bien lavé)
rité, ça nous le savons (A nous l'savon DE TOILET')
Sur ce piano les touches t'y aident (Les douches tièdes)
Ton air est bon, mais non chant point (Mets mon shampooing)
Il s'ra peut-êt' pas sal' demain (Salle de bains)
Il m'aura en tout cas miné (Ou caminet DE TOILET')

Eau chaude eau froide eau mitigée

Cette salade, on verra dans (Un verre à dents)
Un instant si c'est le bide, et (C'est le bidet)
Est-ce à répéter ou à taire (T'es aux waters)
J'aimerais mieux que d'aut' la vendent (Eau de lavande, eau DE TOILET')

Eau chaude eau froide eau mitigée

Ma face de carême, harassée (Crème à raser)
Pour sûr aura ce soir les tics (Rasoir électrique)
Ils font rire les gosses mes tics (Les cosmétiques)
Sur ma gueule d'empeigne à moustache
PEIGNE A MOUSTACHE... CRÈME À RASER... COSMÉTIQUES... RASOIR ÉLÈCTRIQUE... CHANSON DE TOILETTE... TRÈS POÉTIQUE

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A popular French song by Boby Lapointe from the 1970's

Portrait of Boby Lapointe
Le tube de toilette

Le tube de toilette, released in 1970 on the album Comprend qui peut produced by Joe Dassin on Philips records, is a kind of digest of Boby Lapointe's humor. A totally absurd introduction (a songwriter wants to write a hit... set in the bathroom) sets the scene and offers the key, using words that sound almost like something else as the focus of the song.

Short of inspiration, the songwriter enlists the help of a sidekick who picks up the puns, which would otherwise be incomprehensible. Of course, to hold the listener's attention, the puns become gradually more approximate and were based on sonority:

"Ma face de carême, harassée, CRÈME A RASER
Pour sûr aura ce soir les tics RASOIR ÉLECTRIQUE"

To the extent that, for his rare television appearances, Boby Lapointe's songs had to be subtitled.

Boby Lapointe

Robert (Boby) Lapointe was born in Pézenas in 1922. A brilliant scholar, particularly in mathematics, he was studying for the entrance examination to the Ecole Centrale engineering school at the start of the war when he was conscripted into the STO (the compulsory labor organization set up during the German occupation), from which he escaped by changing his identity to Robert Foulcan. After the war, he did a series of casual jobs, including deep-sea diving, selling baby clothes and installing TV aerials, while at the same time writing his first lyrics for which he attempted to find singers. Although his style, all puns and approximations, did not arouse much interest. He resolved to sing them himself and met a producer from Fontana while installing an aerial at his home. Then began the hunt for gigs and cabarets. In parallel, he started a film career, playing supporting roles in Tirez sur le pianiste, Les choses de la vie, Max et les ferrailleurs and others, when he met Georges Brassens who helped him a lot. He composed some fifty songs in total, the best known being Aragon et Castille. The breaking wave of French-style rock'n' roll was the reason for the beginnings of success, in spite of support from some unlikely quarters (Joe Dassin produced his last album for example). A mathematician of words (Méli-mélodie, Le papa du papa, Je suis né au Chili, etc.), he nonetheless retained a love of numbers and designed a hexadecimal numeration system called "bibi-binary", praised by certain computer scientists. Boby died of cancer at Pézenas in 1972. And serious people finally started to take an interest in his work...

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